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acersecomic:

An old SCAD assignment to combine a movie with a certain comic artist’s style. 

So Hellboy and Labyrinth crossover. Despite my intense love for both this is the only fanart I have made.

  #A THING LIKE THIS EXISTS??????  

omg-its-le-me:

best-of-memes:

Steve Harvey losing faith in the human race one family at a time.

You can actually see the moment his soul is crushed

  #it doesn't matter how many times i read these i still legitimately laugh every time  

bartyjoonyah:

theblueboxonbakerstreet:

Why did Barty Crouch Jr. quit drinking?

Because it was making him Moody.

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  #OH MY GOSH I RECOGNIZE WHERE THE GIF IS FROM    #THATS FROM THE DECOY BRIDE  

jencorpsichord:

young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

  #me now  

the-art-student-in-221c:

You have not experienced real second hand embarrassment until you have read the part in Good Omens where Aziraphale tries to do a magic show.

  #good omens  

Reasons why October is the best month:

  • Cold but dry weather 
  • Everything is pretty colours
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Pumpkin coffee
  • Everything being made to look spooky
  • Horror movies on TV all the time
  • Halloween
  • Jumper weather
  • Dressing up as scary things
  • Hot drinks
  • Lots of sweets
  #OCTOOOOOBBBEEEERRRRRR  

captainbisexual:

it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

  #I FUCKING LOVE THE PRETENDING TO DATE FICS FUCK EVERYTHING THEY ARE WHAT HOLDS ME TOGETHER IN LIFE  

pushing daisies meme five characters [1/5]
» ned the piemaker

  #uuuuuuugh i love ned he is my baby  
he’s all i have left
  #oooh rly good  

m7angela:

guess who is a big trash baby and watched today HTTYD2 in the cinema for the FOURTH. FREAKIN. TIME

YES, IT’S ME

  #UGH FUCK I STILL HAVE ONLY SEEN THAT MOVIE ONCE AND I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF UPSET ABOUT IT  

sockathans:

jokes about communism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone

So I’m in the dining hall hunched over the book in my lap and I’m munching on chicken tenders and this guy comes up to me and says “This is gonna sound weird, but I told myself that I’d tell someone they were beautiful every day, and I wanted to let you know that you are genuinely beautiful. Have a nice day” and walked off

And even though I was sitting there with a mouthful of chicken tenders, I felt really beautiful

Thank you, Random Compliment Man

kodamaface:

anostalgicnerd:

This was one of the most baffling things of my whole childhood.

OHMYGOD I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO REMEMBERS THIS 

  #omfg my childhood is here  
  #nO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND    #I SAY THE LINE FROM THE SECOND GIF EVERY TIME I PASS A FUCKING CIRCLE K    #AND NO-FUCKING-BODY EVER GETS WHAT I'M SAYING    #YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW OFTEN I SAY THAT LINE AND NOBODY NOTICES  

katyismarvellous:

#can we just take a moment to appreciate

#that Clint

#while holed up doing a job of watching all the scientists working away

#managed to work out BEFORE the quantum physicist exactly what the fuck is going on

#with the tesseract

#by using pure logic

#it also shows that even though Nick chastises him for doing his whole ‘brood in the rafters’ nesting thing

#that Clint was paying attention the whole damn time

#this is the guy who can fire arrows without looking

#who can calculate on the fly the trajectory needed to lodge an explosive arrow into a propeller

#I will punch anyone who says Clint is useless or a deadweight because he’s squishy-human and is only good for being a marksman

#because he’s deceptively smart

#and plays that close to his chest

  #HAWKEEEEYYYYYEEE